Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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