so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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