Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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