Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Ketchup is God's man juice
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize