And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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