Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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