The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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