i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
His nipple licking is glorious
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