YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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