so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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