i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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