But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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