just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Can I color on your dick again?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
