So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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