Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Randomize
