it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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