found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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