ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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