in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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