How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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