she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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