a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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