Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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