If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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