All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I am naked and annoyed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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