Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
