I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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