You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The adults are the big ones right?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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