So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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