I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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