I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My vagina is very pro this idea
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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