Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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