Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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