i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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