I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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