Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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