I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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