so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just want nice things and good sex
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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