Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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