My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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