it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You've changed since you got that strap on
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Never underestimate the power of titties
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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