She said her name was "party"
I wish i was in the wii world.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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