Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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