Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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