i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
is it fun? or sober?
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