you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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