I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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