ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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