remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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