Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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