i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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